Weirdest Things you can buy on the internet.
Bacon and Eggs Bandages
Because nothing says 'heal fast' like slapping a crispy, mouthwatering strip of faux bacon on your boo-boo. They come in a pack of 15 per tin (you know like aluminum box). Each one comes with a prize. 🥓🥓🐷
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The Burritos Tortilla Throw Blanket
The Burritos Tortilla Throw Blanket is the ultimate accessory for anyone who’s ever dreamed of becoming both the snack and the nap. Wrap yourself in this ridiculously soft blanket, and you won’t just be cozy—you’ll be delicious. One minute you’re a responsible adult, the next you’re a human burrito, rolling across the couch like guacamole’s chasing you. Warning: May cause uncontrollable cravings and random salsa dances. 🌯💃
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Cute Snail Soap Dispenser
Ah, the Cute Snail Soap Dispenser! This quirky little gadget is perfect for adding a touch of whimsy to your bathroom or kitchen. Shaped like a snail, it "spits" soap from its mouth when you press its shell—practical and amusing! It's a fun way to encourage handwashing, especially for kids, and it doubles as a charming decor piece. Who knew hygiene could be so adorable? 🐌✨
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Lick'em Tongue Cat Brush
Turn grooming into hilarious bonding time with the Lick'em Tongue Cat Brush! This quirky brush lets you channel your inner cat by mimicking their licking behavior—without the fur in your mouth. Slip it in like a mouthguard, and voilà, you’re ready for some goofy, feline-approved fun that keeps your kitty clean and entertained! 👅🐈
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Giant Googly Eyes
Meet the ultimate champions of staring contests: the 7.5-inch Giant Googly Eyes! These oversized ocular wonders are perfect for adding a touch of whimsical absurdity to just about anything. Stick them on your fridge, and suddenly it’s judging your midnight snack choices. Slap them on your car, and you've got a ride that’s perpetually startled by traffic. 👀👀
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Umbrella Hat
Stay dry and hands-free with the ultimate multitasker—the umbrella hat! This quirky yet practical invention is a mini umbrella you wear on your head, perfect for unexpected rain or providing shade on sunny days. With an adjustable strap and lightweight design, it's both comfortable and functional. Fashion statement? Maybe not. But convenience? Absolutely! ☔🎩
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Guitar Pick Puncher
Create infinite number of guitar picks using this robust guitar pick punch! You can use old debit cards, gift cards, hotel room keys, or any thin/sturdy piece of plastic. Allow your creative to flow freely and rock on! Also includes 15 strips to make up to 75 picks!🤘 🎸
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Soccer Trophy Beer Glass
Celebrate your love for football and beer with this unique soccer trophy shaped 15.2oz Beer Glass, the ultimate World Cup mug! Featuring a creative design that mimics the texture and shape of a football, it's perfect for game nights, parties, or simply enjoying your favorite beverage in style. Whether you're cheering for your team or savoring a quiet drink, this glass combines sports passion and practicality in one stunning piece. Score big with every sip! ⚽️ 🍺
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Scratch-Off World Map
More than just a way to scratch off the places you’ve been, this map adds an air of sophistication and luxury to any space. Measuring 36” x 24”, it’s perfectly sized to make a statement in your home. Designed to seamlessly blend with any décor, this map makes an exceptional gift for world travelers. 🗺️ ✈️
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The Gift of Nothing
The "Gift of Nothing" is the ultimate present for that one person who always says, "I don't need anything." Well, here it is—nothing, carefully packaged in a sleek plastic sphere. It's a perfect way to spark deep philosophical conversations like, "Is nothing actually something?" and "Did the universe just get marginally heavier with this gift?" A gag gift that manages to be hilariously empty yet full of possibilities!
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Minecraft Torch Light Switch Plate
The Minecraft Torch Light Switch Plate adds a fun, blocky charm to your space, mimicking the iconic torch from the game. It's durable, vibrant, and perfect for any Minecraft fan! 💡💡
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Fender Guitar Cutting Board
Chop in style with Fender's 100% bamboo cutting board, available in two iconic designs: Stratocaster and Telecaster. Perfect for music lovers and kitchen enthusiasts alike, these boards combine functionality with a touch of rock 'n' roll flair. Durable, eco-friendly, and undeniably cool, they're a great addition to any kitchen setup. 🎸
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1,000 Piece All Black Jigsaw Puzzle
Think you've mastered puzzles? Think again. This 1000-piece all-black monstrosity will push your patience to its absolute limits. No patterns, no clues—just an abyss of black pieces mocking your confidence. It's not just a puzzle; it's a full-blown existential crisis in a box. Are you up for the challenge, or will it break you first? 🧩
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Cat Stealing Money Bank
This is a novelty mechanical piggy bank featuring a cute cat. When a coin is placed and button is pressed, a paw emerges from the box to "steal" the coin. It also makes a sound thanking the contributor.
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Joyfay Giant Teddy Bear (with really Long Legs)
Meet the Giant Teddy Bear with absurdly long legs—a quirky twist on cuddly companionship. Standing tall (quite literally), this lanky icon makes a bold statement wherever it lounges. This bear's leggy charm breaks all the rules of ordinary stuffed animals. Because who wants a basic teddy when you can have one with 3 foot legs. 🐻✨
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Laptop Harness Walking Desk
Strap in for productivity on the move with the Connect-A-Desk Laptop Harness. Who needs a desk when you can wear one? Designed for the bold multitaskers and boundary-pushers, this mobile workstation lets you dominate deadlines, whether you're pacing the office, strolling the park, or conquering the urban jungle. Take your hustle anywhere—because standing still is so last year.
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